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IPU vs. FSM

And the Invisible Pink Unicorn spoke unto me, and said, "Write this stuff down."   And the Flying Spaghetti Monster claims that all science is a lie perpetrated by Him and that all experiments are influenced by His "Noodly Appendage".  Which is the true God that we seek?  Is it Her Invisible Pinkness?  Or His Noodliness?  Here is a link to the FSM church which is located in Pasadena, I believe:  http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/fsm/  Just don't make fun of either of these jealous deities in Danish newspapers or someone may elect to stone/burn/shoot you.  You've been warned.

Pat Robertson prays to Satan

In this rare photo we see Pat Robertson praying to his dark lord, Satan.

Gimmie 5 for my Iraq Progress!!

In a rousing war speech GW Bush reminds us that we just need to keep sending our young people to die so that this whole thing can sort itself out in a few years.  "It'll all be worth it, some day" he sang to strains of "Midland Midland Uber Alles" while F-16 jets flew overhead and teams of fascist dancing bears reenacted skirmishes from the Ardennes Offensive.  At halftime, several Librarians were given 30 lashings each
for not turning over customer records, and a couple flag desecrators were branded with large "T"s (for traitor) while some non-Christians quietly burned on stakes in the background.  "It was a very motivational speech, I want to go back to Iraq and shoot me some more terrorisms" said Spc. Howitzer, who was kidnapped from his home at age 16 by army recruiters.  His mother was unavailable for comment.

Yip Yips

Beware the Yip Yips!  They are real and they are here!

Shadows

Frozen Reality