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Grimacesan!

Blistex Addiction

I did not realize how addicted I was to Blistex until the Airport Fascists took it from me.  At first I was slightly lost, but as the 1 hour 20 minute flight drug on I became increasingly irritable, then paranoid, and finally I began hallucinating and shaking violently.  Please, if you are suffering from this horrible disease get help immediately.  If you are going to be flying anytime soon I recommend going cold turkey a week or two before the flight unless you want to be running up and down the aisle screaming "my lips are burning!! My lips are burning, oh GOD!  GIVE ME SOME MAYONNAISE!" before ripping the fat guy in 12Cs sandwich apart and rubbing the meat around on your lips.  Tasers hurt, by the way.

Blistex addiction site:

http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/blistex.html

The Horror

Behold, Barney the Destroyer.  Stuffed bears everywhere shudder when they think upon the unimaginable suffering this one dog wrought upon the hundreds of collectable stuffed bears of Wookey Hole Caves.  Heads were torn off, limbs rent asunder, stuffing strewn like so much...stuffing. 

pi

WTF?

 

Had a dream that David Hasselhoff and I went small boat sailing the other night.  He kept bitching at me about pulling too much slack. 

Screw you, David Hasselhoff.  Ok?  Go sing 99 luft balloons or something.